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Marriage QUOTES

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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. Robert Anderson
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Honore de Balzac
One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul. Honore de Balzac
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin. Honore de Balzac
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. Brendan Behan
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. Ambrose Bierce
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. Ambrose Bierce
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two. Ambrose Bierce
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. Josh Billings
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all. Lord Byron
Marriage is not about age; it's about finding the right person. Sophia Bush
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. Billy Connolly
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. Irwin Corey
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